This standard size 2.25″ button lets everyone know what kind of person you are. Button reads “There are 10 kinds of people in the world – those who understand binary and those who don’t”.

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ button lets everyone know how you feel about some people on the internet. Button is the bash.org quote, “i’m going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.”

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ Gozer Games original button is a mashup of The Princess Bride and Dexter. The button reads “Hello. My name is Dexter Morgan. You killed somebody. Prepare to die.”

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ button shows your sense of humor about some words. The button reads
“Female sperm whale” is a valid term only because “ovary whale” can’t be said with a straight face”

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ button lets everyone know how stressed you are. The button reads “Calm? Sure I’m calm. I’m vibrating at a frequency that can only be heard by bats. Eeeeeeeeeee.”

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ button lets everyone know that you have ADD. Button reads “People say I have ADD which is weird, because I haven’t played Advanced Dungeons & Dragons in years.”

 

Price: $2.00

This standard size 2.25″ button lets everyone know that you have CDO. Button reads “I have CDO. It’s like OCD but the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.”

 

Price: $2.00